Katelyn. Sophomore at Ole Miss. KAOtic. Witty. Easily amused. Ginger Pride and Hotty Toddy!
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This is 7 seconds long and you should watch it.
pressing play on this video was the best decision of my life.
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Man when Gordon Ramsay isn’t screaming his head off at incompetent people, he is literally the nicest, most soft-spoken and charming guy
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I’ve seen hell through my own eyes
This looks like heaven
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when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack
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| Me: | I took Bug (my little brother) on a drive tonight to calm him down and help him sleep |
|---|---|
| Mom: | Aww honey that's so sweet |
| Me: | Yeah we got totally lost |
| Dad: | Of course you did |
| Me: | Yeah up in the back woods |
| Mom: | Oh that's scary |
| Me: | Yeah, so it's like dark and in the middle of the woods so I stop the car- |
| Dad: | YOU WHAT!? |
| Me: | I stopped the car? |
| Dad: | WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? |
| Me: | We were lost.. |
| Dad: | HAVE WE TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!? |
| Mom: | HOW- WHY WOULD YOU- |
| Mom: | DO YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF SUPERNATURAL |
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| Dad: | Of course she does, then those giant men in plaid will show up to save the day. Good job Kat, this is why our daughter is a dumbass. |
do you ever think ‘yeah i’ll just masturbate and go straight to sleep’ but then end up masturbating and staying up for another 5 hours
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Illogical. There exist no such device to measure—
my levels of sass captain
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The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.
omg this stressed me out like no other
Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.
no you know what it was a goddamn race
it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper
so much power
fuck just looking at this stresses me out
when i was in fourth grade i cried because i finished last
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someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop
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